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13-Jon Stewart — He comes back on occasion and gives Trump and Kamala and all these people the business. They’re not happy he does that either.

9-Joy Reid — She’s born to be a commentator, and she’s the most left of them all, but if she’s gonna have Michael Steele on, she’s not really left. But she, like Ari in all fairness, have in fact done the best jobs of articulating Bernie Sanders’s democratic socialism.

2-Outnumbered — I love Sandra Smith. Her legs, her butt, her little simpleton take on the world, gimme some. Smart women are fine, but dumb like Sandra Smith is nice too. All the rest of them suck. They wear too much make-up. And it’s Fox News so not only is it straight up evil ignorance, but the make-up they wear is on a cheap cheap screen. It’s florescent. It makes everyone look like they were directly pasted on. The black lines around their bodies have actual depth, like from the top of a mountain. Almost shadows.

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1-Morning Joe — The 24-hour period begins at 5 AM. Because since we have a full day to mess around, we’re getting McDonalds at 7 AM because we’re gonna have a discussion about what Joe and Mika talk about on our walk. Otherwise we could just go in the drive-thru. Morning Joe features Joe Scarborough and Mika Berzenski who is now his wife. Joe was an Alabama graduate in 1985, so since I like Bama football my tail wags whenever he brings them up. He however went to the House of Representatives in 1990 for Florida and was a penis. He fought all that nice legislation that would have made the unemployment process smoother. Instead he’s of the ilk that would enable DeSantis to avoid having it on paper that someone lost a job in his state. To give out benefits would be to acknowledge that job loss. He’s essentially Liz Cheney. That’s why he’ll easily turn on Trump but was in on the joke when he was making fun of the guy with cerebral palsy in 2016. Before Trump made a tweet talking about Mika’s “bloody face lift while trying to get into the Maralago”, true story, like he was DeNiro in Casino after getting denied his license, just goes on and starts talking MAD shit. Before this happened, these two assholes LOVED Trump. As not only a friend and a gimmick but as a pleasant alternative…to Obama! Trump, they said, showed results. What has Obama shown? (Scarborough is a disingenuous prick. His whole political movement was about putting the mechanisms in place for Mitch McConnell to think and be right about getting away with outright declaring the intention of the Republicans in Congress is to make Obama a one-term president.) But now that Trump has been in his head for years, Morning Joe usually has three major components — 1) Joe slaps his wife around psychologically in front of a television audience of women who have made an abusive boyfriend situation to be secondary in their lives. So they recognize when it’s time to fight back when a guy goes “nobody gives a crap what you just said”. He means “Republican Congress because you’re a Democrat”. But a woman who watches MSNBC might not be thinking “that’s how a man does it” and “handle your business”, she’s thinking “there’s other ways to put that, asshole.” Only it’s clear that when it’s all done, these two go home and f it out. 2) Joe loves his dicky little Boston teams that are not Celtics. He hops all around the Celtics. Wow! Boston last night! (The Celtics went up 3–2 in a series, mind you)…Red Sox were on fire. (DOH). And then his dicky little friend comes on and says yeah boss, you’re right boss, baseball baseball. It’s remarkable how guys like this kill it at baseball. When they’re on national TV talking about baseball, there’s 2,000 actual aspiring anchors with Republican ideology and baseball experience going why not me? So if you take them, they’ll hit everything, field everything. And then third…Wegovy costs 900 dollars in America and 57 dollars in Western Europe in order to pay them.

8-Ari Melber — You could cynically say that he’s there to be the Reverend Lovejoy. He unsuccessfully tries to get young people into this bullshit by reciting lyrics of black rappers he worships. But he’s on at like 5.

5-Nicole Wallace — She’s got a two hour show. She has John Kerry on. So one was a Sarah Palin assistant — Nicole was the eighth person in the world to know McCain picked Palin in 2008 — and Kerry blew a layup of an election and put everyone’s lives at risk. I love how — since Kerry’s loss in November, 2004 — they still haven’t figured out how to deal with a Katrina. From 2005. We still get Vesuvias-destroying-Pompeii events taking place on major American cities. They dump so much oil and other man-made garbage into the oceans, we lost New Orleans, Houston, Miami, Tampa Bay and now Nashville, Atlanta, and Charlotte. It began with this idiot in the first debate in 2004 outing Dick Cheney’s daughter because he wanted to make a point about how Cheney is a hypocrite. And then what did Cheney and them do in response? Made gay marriage an issue in decision 2004 when it wasn’t before ever.

Hi everybody! I have been looking at posts on narcs and narc abuse on here and if has really helped me out a lot. I am currently struggling with my situation and need some advice/support. I met a narc last year, everything seemed to good to be true. Love bombing, always texting calling and taking me on dates. Everything changed when someone warned me about him out in public in front of him and who he is. This caused a conflict with us and the love bombing seized. he would tell me that everything is okay and i can come and talk. He would set a time limit on me and kick me out after that. he would then text me like everything was fine and we hung out again and after that he completely ghosted me for one week. He came back and texted me a week later laughing about the ghosting and acting like nothing had happened. he continued to text me ( not like in the beginning) make plans with me, then on the day of the plans he would just ghost me. One day he would act interested the next silence. i contacted him a month later and he acted like nothing happened. He was on a vacation and sent me a picture of another woman ( someone he allegedly met on the trip) to strike a reaction but i never gave him one. After the trip he came to my place and was extremely rude, accusing me of going on dates with a bunch of men. The next day he accused me of being an alcoholic and that he wanted nothing to do with me but said well maybe we can be "friends" then ghosted me i assumed at this point it was over and i would never hear from him again. He contacted me on the holiday a month later acting like everything was great. We ended up hanging out a month or so later and when we hung out it went well, i thought things were going in the right direction. after we hung out.. silence. I would try to text him and if he replied it would be very short then he just stopped replying. He ghosted me for almost three months. I thought he was done this time and of course he popped up again like nothing happened. At this point i was getting sick of if so i questioned him as to why he dissapeared and always does this. Of course he had some sob story about a injury and family member dying of cancer. I felt pity for him and he gave me an apology.. so i took him back stupidly. things seemed to be going smooth for a couple months, of course until his family member died and his injury got better he never contacted me and was distant. Menawhile, i was there for him during the difficult time for him. He lied to me about the funeral and never wanted to chat. I was chasing him and he would always claim nothing was wrong but when i said i thought he used me when he was down he could not handle it and would always tell me he didnt care and to go away. I would get so upset i would try texting him to work it out he would barelt respond and if he did he would not be nice about it. we did hang out a couple times after that, he would ignore me after. One day i was like hey i think you are seeing someone else, and i was like well ixam seeing someone so no problem if you are he said " buy bye good luck with your new guy stop contacting me" i was devastated and tried to get into contact with him for weeks then i just gave up and accepted it was over. He ended up contacting me a month later acting like everything was fine. He wanted to go out and have drinks i told him i would. He and i both seemed to have a great time. He ends up ignoring me again. I kept texting him trying to figure out what was wrong. He kept saying everything was fine and i said ok can we hang out again? He said maybe i was like why? He just kept saying maybe … our last conversation we had… i said what is wrong ? He said nothing is wrong everything is fine. I asked him why he keeps saying maybe. He said " maybe but i dont want to see you right now" i said why? He saix " im just not feeling it, if i wanted to date i would" i said why did you contact me less then a week ago wanting to go out? He said i didnt.. even though he did. So i said should i just move on or what? He said whatever you want to do. So i said that he was really confusing me and asked him if he had anything more to say before i move on? My messages were turning green so i panicked he blocked me and reacted irrationally. I said " omg did you block me? My messages are not going through. Even texted him on my work phone asking what was up. And called him twice ( please dont judge me i know it is pathetic i never was this type of girl before him) so he replied and said " Ok I'll block you now" then immedietly blocked me. He has never blocked me before since I have met him he will just ghost. Is this ths final discard aka " grand finale? Did i just push him too far? this has upset me so much its hard to even function.

15-Stephanie Ruhle — Ugggg. Yes bitch, if Jaime Dimon wants to spit in my eye, it’s justified because he’s better then me because he’s richer. Your wisdom is worth yelling at people for an hour.

12-Lawrence O Donnell — Jimmy Dore hates this guy. He calls him a “tough guy” who “wants to fight” and “it’s time he should!” O’Donnell is good at what he does. He gets indignant, and puts things in a specific fourth dimensional context. He gives Republican lawmakers something to think about before they go to bed. He imagines that if he had a big ego, the first thing he’d wonder after the kids and the wife all go to sleep…is where he ranks in history. What he’s telling people who would give tours in his museum. So this is what he does with all the news we’ve heard all day so far. Tries to shame you like your favorite teacher would.

4-Katy Tur — I love Katy Tur. She has great boobies, and her pupils are all beady like Harry Monster from Sesame Street.

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14-Stephen Colbert — On CBS. I haven’t watched in a while but when it looked like Mueller was going to get him, he was the primary source for the story, and I always hoped Mueller was watching. Guess not. Imagine how up your own ass you gotta be to know you’re being talked about on national television and just…not even acknowledge it?

3–12 PM Press Briefing — This shit is nuts. I hate both of them. First there was Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Just a bitch. It was one thing that she was ugly. She couldn’t help that, but she said lies SLOWLY. And it was always some condescending bully garbage. Fuck her. And her grifting ass CASH4GOLD ass dad. No one hearts any Huckabees! Booooooo

7-CBS Evening News — With Scott Pelley, it had an EPIC 5 second symphony intro. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA…this is the CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley (as recited by an old man)…DA-DA-Daaaa….Good evening, I’m Scott Pelley… On youtube it’s under “CBS Evening News Opening and Ending (Western Edition)”. Western Edition it says.

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10-Rachel Maddow — This lady charms everyone, right, then she says I got Trump’s Tax Returns and you aren’t gonna wanna miss this shit, we’re featuring it in a two-part episode tomorrow night, entitled Rachel Maddow Presents The Truth Starring me, Rachel Maddow. You can get it in Hi-Def as well, available to be purchased on iTunes blah blah blah…so all these people around the country turn this into an event like the finale of Survivor or something…or the royal wedding…there are bar owners who are anticipating business for these people like it’s Laci Peterson’s husband’s verdict…all so Maddow can present the one set of tax returns that Trump filed honestly. Everyone is let down. Everyone is CONFUSED…for instance…maybe we just didn’t understand the tax forms she explained. Fuck her. That was the biggest rip off con bull shit move ever and she never apologized even as she addressed the backlash the next night. She said “I’m sorry if you had worked in your minds to believe it would be something bigger then it was, and sometimes we anticipate wrongly”. Uh-huh.

17-CNN — International news starts at 11 or midnight usually. Then you got five hours until Morning Joe.

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6-ABC News at 4 — After Jeopardy, we get local updates about all the bad things that happened today in Chicago and vicinity. It’s like going to homeroom. Getting our mail and such.

16-Cuomo — Dumb fucking idiot.

11-Alex Wagner — Her replacement. She was the annoying little chipmunk from the Circus on HBO who, with the same kind of excitement as for Obama’s election, says, in reference to a Trump rally…”This is truly an exciting time in politics.” No…what it is…is a sad and pathetic time in politics, Alex. A violent and dangerous and mean-spirited and thoroughly trashy and low class time in politics. And MSNBC doesn’t know how to put make-up on this girl — the last thing she needs is to look skinnier and they apply this rouge to her cheekbones that makes her look 45 pounds. She’s funny when she comes back from vacation. There’s no way you can’t tell. She is bronzer then a mafa.

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